Watch Wheel of Fortune contestants epically fail Feather in Your Cap puzzle

Pat Sajak (left) and Vanna white (right) watched as the three of them stumbled onto their doorsteps on Tuesday night. Wheel of Fortune contestants guessed staggeringly incorrect letters and words in an attempt to solve a puzzle involving the phrase “Another feather in your cap.” Our reaction, to be read in the style of actress AnnaLynne McCord delivering a message to Vladimir PutinHere are the links.

Dear Wheel of FortuneLast night’s contestants were completely unsuccessful
I’m so sorry that I was not your mother
Your mother would love you if she were mine
In the arms of joyful light
Never would this puzzle’s plight
Our eyes see the whole world unfold before us
A pure demise
Imagine the wheel relaxing under a starry night sky.
If I could be your mother
It would have warmed the entire world.
Many laughters and so much joy
There are no missing letters.
I can’t imagine the stain
It is a soul-sucking pain
You must have been a little puzzle-solver to understand what you saw and believed.
The formulation of thoughts
Rapidly and easily taught
You lived in an unjust, cruel world.
What is the reason?
Decide now
Nobody can beat you.
Do you think this is the reason why you should not conceal?
Do you not want to take back the world?
Did it happen because?
It’s so early in your life
All the strife
Are you frightened for your body?
If I could be your mother
The world would be cold if it were that simple
I’d have spun the wheel to make you warm.
I’d spin the wheel to protect you from the unjust.
The words, letters, and uncertainty.
To give you my life, I’d have turned the wheel.
Oh, dear Wheel of Fortune contestants
If only I’d been your mother
The puzzles of an unwrit young mind?
You wouldn’t want to infuse your heart with love
Ascription of such fealty
This was a world so harsh.
You might be able to hold onto your dearest memories
Audience Life
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Pat Sajak is the better choice
It would be a good idea to call me.
You are free to think as you please.
A mother’s love is the best.
A mother is the only one who can take it away.
When hold she doesn’t harm at bay
Her leaves are her All WheelThe promise of a prize for the winner Jeopardy!
No matter your story. Wheel of Fortune contestants
I can’t imagine how it feels in your heart
However, I am certain that I would know your mother if I were there
This would be an excellent place to start.
To the realization of how powerful a being of light you are
It could be, if you had a free mind.
From the violence you’ve seen
You were just a hobbyist shouting at the television.
It’s hard to believe that I was not born in time.
You can find it in a completely different area
You would be my love, if only.
Watched you play All Wheel
You can go wherever you want.