Udder Mayhem Awaits in Goat Simulator 3 This Fall

We are making another stupider and not so little game thanks to all who enjoyed our original stupid game. Goat Simulator 3. launches on Xbox Series X/S this fall, and I’d be lying if I told you everyone at Coffee Stain wasn’t very excited.

Sure, you’d be better off spending your time playing (or doing) anything else. For those of you who enjoy pretending to farm animals with friends, there is some top-notch nonsense.

Let me first introduce San Angora. Goat Simulator 3’This is a huge new sandbox Island. There are lush beaches and towering cities to explore, as well as chaos. You can explore the island on foot, by car, or via vehicle. There are hidden treasures and quests that you will find. Simulator for Goats has a legacy, and we’ll be damned if we don’t stick to it.

What fun is a new island without its friends? To find the best in Goat Simulator 3., you’ll be able to roam the world in four-player co-op, having adventures, causing mayhem, and competing in silly minigames. On top of that, we’ve got loads of NPCs for you to mess with too – some will spawn from various events taking place, others might try to sell you ice cream on the street. You can do it alone.

Now, it might sound a little blasphemous to say, but you don’t actually have to play as a normal goat in this one. Of course, we’re bringing Pilgor back as the main character, how could we not? But if you fancy switching it up, you can dress up as loads of other things – tall goats, stripey goats, tasty goats, and more. You can also fully customize your goat to equip hundreds of different items – from toilet rolls to tea trays… and actual clothing items, if you want to be like that.

Ultimately,Goat Simulator 3It has all the same gameplay elements as in the original, but with tons of new features and a new location. You’ll still be licking, headbutting, exploding and crashing your way around, all while testing the limits of the world’s physics and interacting with things you probably shouldn’t be able to. It’s even worse than the original, we hope! But importantly: it’s equally as daft. As a final note, I’d like to thank every fan of Simulator for Goats for the level of support you’ve shown us since the original game launched in 2014, from streamers to memers, and beyond. Your love for goats is truly unrivalled (except maybe by us), and we can’t wait to share with you the new weird and wonderful world we’ve made in Simulator for Goats 3 this fall.

Goat Simulator

Double Eleven Limited

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1063

★★★★★

$9.99

$7.99

Xbox One X Enhanced

Xbox Game Pass

Goat Simulator, the latest technology in goat simulation brings next-generation goat simulation right to you. Your dreams of becoming a goat are no more fantasies.

Goat Simulator, gameplay-wise is all about creating as much damage as you can while being a goat. You can think of it as an old-school skateboard game. But instead of performing tricks, your goat is destroying everything. You can also destroy things in style by doing backflips while headbutting buckets through windows to earn more points. There are many ways to destroy goats.

Disclaimer
Goat Simulator can be a very stupid game. You should spend your money elsewhere, like a hula hooper, bricks or even pooling your funds with friends to buy a goat.

The Key Features
• You can be a goat
• Get points for wrecking stuff – brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat
• MILLIONS OF BUGS! Crash-bugs will be eliminated. All other humor is ours and we intend to keep it.
• In-game physics that bug out all the time
• Seriously look at that goat’s neck
• You can be a goat