Jedi: Survivor finally takes us inside a Star Wars bathroom

Star Wars Jedi SurvivorThe Star Wars Universe is bursting with new and exciting additions. There’s Turgle, your favorite little frog guy. There’s a space DJ and her sampling droid, who mix beats out in the wild. And there is, for the First, time in Star Wars visual media, a bona fide bathroom you can hang out in, in a way that you can’t in real life, because that would be weird.

Granted, it isn’t the first Star Wars bathroom ever depicted — that honor, weirdly, might go to the Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge theme park, where the bathrooms are “in character” albeit a bit limited in imagination by necessity, since they have to be made for humans and abide by (Earth’s) sanitation laws.

AndorThe following are some of the reasons why you should consider hiring someone else Kind ofThe Star Wars bathroom was a prison can: functional and sparse, with little privacy. The bathrooms in the movie Star Wars were also very functional and sparse. They didn’t care much about privacy. Razor Crest, Din Djarin’s ship in season 1 of The Mandalorian, had a head for his long-haul trips that’s possible to spot in the background of the first episode.

Bathrooms in Jedi: Survivor, however? They’re the real deal, and probably a (somewhat scummy) representation of how most folks go in the Star Wars universe. You can find it early in the game, right by the main entrance of Pyloon’s Saloon (Greez’s cantina) on the planet Koboh.

Cal Kestis approaches the hallway leading to the restroom in Pyloon’s Saloon in Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.

Head on back that way and down the steps, and you’ll see the dingy facilities waiting for you and the other saloon patrons.

The view from the entrance of a Star Wars public restroom. It looks kinda like a normal one, but with that Star Wars-style adobe walls and grimy fixtures and dim lighting, at least in Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.

Look! A proper stall that affords you privacy — none of that horse stable nonsense we have in most IRL public restrooms.

A mid shot of an open stall in the Pyloon’s Saloon restroom from Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. From this distance, the toilet looks normal, if a bit oblong.

Look at the graffiti in your area! Check out the different things that are here. This gizmo looks like toilet tissue, but they may use another product on the Outer Rim. The toilet will be ready to serve you no matter what your end of business may be. What’s that tube next to the bowl, you ask? I don’t know! It’s probably none of my business.

Closeup on a toilet from Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, with alien graffiti on the walls and a tiolet that seems to have two drainage holes in it and a long tube attached to the side. I don’t know how it works but it seems pretty inclusive.

This scum-filled sink is disgusting! Perfect. Star Wars is You can also find out more aboutIt looks like this sink barely does the job. Does it use water at all? It’s gotta, right? What’s the point of having two dispensers?