Five Reasons You Need to Buy Goat Simulator 3 – Out Now on Xbox Series X|S

Hey Xbox players! I’m Judith Radnitz, Game Producer from the Coffee Stain North development team, here to say that Goat Simulator 3You can now play it on Xbox Series X|S! You can see our trailer for the launch below.

Pilgor has been freed because someone left the gate unlocked! Now is the right time for humble developers to request that you purchase our game.

If you’re still on the fence about giving your hard earned money to a company who spent five years making a stupid game about goats, dont think about it – just wreck that fence and buy it.

However, if you’re really one of those people who still needs ‘reasons’ to buy this game, here’s five to hopefully get you bleating excited.

It has Goats…

Who’d have guessed it?

Goat Simulator 3It is the ultimate game series that allows you to live your wildest, goat-themed fantasies.

Pilgor is our main protagonist. He will help you to headbutt, scoot and crash through San Angora.

You can explore the wilderness and participate in various events. After that, you will be able to dress up with over 350 cosmetics. Some cosmetics can be used for their looks only, but others have unique stackable powers that you can unleash on other players or inanimate objects (or whatever floats your boat).

Honestly this is our game’s biggest selling point. It’s not hard to love goats. This game is for you.

Cause Mayhem…

There are many silly things in the real world, such as the laws of nature and real-life consequences. In San Angora the world is yours to bend to your will – or push it until it breaks.

You can create chain reactions by messing around with the status effects of fire, electricity and pig-secreted greasy grease.

Some collectibles give you unlimited abilities. Want to make an NPC’s head as big as the moon? You can also plant an in-game forest. We’ve given you the tools to do so … who cares about frame rates anyway?

Destroy Friendships…

It is possible to experience Goat Simulator 3It is always more fun to share jokes with your friends than to make them alone.

Goat Simulator 3Supports up to four players online and local. Includes seven mini-games that will test your friends’ limits.

“How do the mini-games work?”You ask. We’ve designed areas of the map to show off each mini-games mechanics but once you’ve ‘found’ them in the world you and your friends can start them anywhere on the map seamlessly from the in-game menu.

You can start your own Hoofball game in your city! You can! Some goal posts may end up atop a skyscraper but hey that’s all part of the fun right?

There are Secrets to Be Found…

We don’t want to spoil anything here, because we’re not monsters. But there’s more content in Goat Simulator 3 than you can well … shake a goat at. The world is brimming with things to see, puzzles to solve, and collectibles to find – all with surprising results.

There may also be a few nods to other famous films, games, and brands to spot, but we don’t want anyone to sue us or send a cease and desist … so shhhhh.

Technically, you are technically allowed to play around with the world. Goat Simulator 3 indefinitely, we’ve built Goat Towers around the map which track player’s progress. You will get more in Goat Simulator 3, such as finding collectibles or completing in-game events, the closer you get to unlocking the official ‘ending’. This, dear friends, you can discover for yourself.

It has Goats…

Oh no, we said that already didn’t we?

Fine then, here’s a further sneak peak at what you can expect inside the world of Goat Simulator 3. If you still need convincing, remember that each time someone purchases Goat Simulator 3A Coffee Stain North developer is paid. What else could you have guessed?).

Goat Simulator 3 – Digital Downgrade Edition

Coffee Stain Publishing AB

☆☆☆☆☆
4

★★★★★

$39.99

Pilgor’s baaack!

Goat Simulator 3 allows you to gather your flock and explore a sandbox-style farmyard. You can invite up to 3 friends into a local or online cooperative, and create some carnage together, or take part in mini-games. Then, you won’t be friends any more.

Digital Downgrade Edition features the base game plus unique Goat Simulator DLC during history and some spicy new additions.

Remastered garbage
– Play as Old school Pilgor
– Full Tank armour (MMO)
– Goat Zero skin (GoatZ)
– Space helmet & suit (Waste of Space)
– Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday)
– Digital Soundtrack
– 3D Printing Files:
– Pilgor
– Tony Shark
– Goat Tower
– Trinket

DISCLAIMER:

Goat Simulator 3 seems like another stupid game. This game will teach you how your local herd is run. Most likely not. It would be smarter to learn about goats from David Attenborough, or do something else.

Goat Simulator 3

Coffee Stain Publishing AB

☆☆☆☆☆
38

★★★★★

$29.99

Pilgor’s baaack!

Goat Simulator 3 is an entirely new, completely realistic, sandbox farmyard adventure that will put you in the shoes of your favourite female protagonist.

That’s right – we’re doing this again. Pilgor has joined the other goats after Pilgor was raised. Up to three people can be invited into an online or local co-op. They can compete in mini games or create carnage.

You are about to experience another round of madness with your udders. In the worst time-waster since Goat Simulator, you can lick, headbutt, or ruin your way around a completely new world. We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.

Key Features:

– You can be a goat
– Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
– No really, there are so many goats. You can be extravagant and wear tall goats’ skins or stripey goats’ skins. There’s a goat for everyone!
– Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. We don’t care if you have a jetpack.
– This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
– They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
– Who said anything about a musical?
– You can be Keanu Ree… (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
– But you can be a goldfish (true story)

DISCLAIMER:

Goat Simulator 3 seems like another stupid game. This game will teach you how your local herd is run. Most likely not. It would be smarter to learn about goats from David Attenborough, or do something else.