The Pope’s Exorcist, the best exorcist in movie history, is on Netflix

The pantheon of movie and TV exorcists is a vaunted group that includes regular people, religious zealots, disgraced clergy, and, of course, a man who reports to Catholicism’s highest earthly power himself. The list is impressive but their rankings are not what you think. On the occasion of The Pope’s Exorcist arriving on Netflix, we’ve put together a ranking of the best and worst exorcists pop culture has to offer.

Others fail to complete their missions. So, more than any other ranking, this one needs its criteria to be as tightly ordered and clearly spoken as the Prayer to Saint Michael in the presence of one of Satan’s generals.

First and foremost, we’re judging these exorcists (both professional and amateur) on their track records as stated by the films they’re in. Next, we’re judging them on their training. Unfortunately for the amateurs, if you need an exorcist, you want one that’s well studied. Real-life accuracy is also a very important factor. More specifically: If they’re based on a real person, was that person full of shit? No charlatans are allowed when exorcisms are needed.

So, without further ado, if you ever found your physical form in the clutches of a demon, be it Asmodeus, Pazuzu, or any of hell’s other hosts, here’s who you would want saving your soul.

Movie exorcists, ranked

1. Gabriele Amorth — The Pope’s Exorcist, The Devil and Father Amorth

Star of the show The Pope’s ExorcistIt is said that he was one of the best exorcists ever. He also has the distinct honor of being the subject of one of late great director William Friedkin’s last movies, a documentary called Father Amorth, the Devil and His SonAccording to his own accounts, Amorth performed over 130,000 exorcisms — a number that includes any individual prayer or act conducted in pursuit of an exorcism rather than just the number demons exorcized. According to his own accounts, Amorth performed over 130,000 exorcisms — a number that includes any individual prayer or act conducted in pursuit of an exorcism, rather than just the number of demons exorcized.

Amorth deserves this honor for many reasons other than his actual achievements. He is portrayed in the film. The Pope’s Exorcist might be cinema’s most competent and intelligent demonologist ever. He uncovers a plot by demons to take over the world and dedicates the rest of his life to stopping it, and he’s so good that it’s easy to see how he could succeed against the legions of hell. Russell Crowe also plays his character with a wink, a smile and an attitude that is able to transform in a flash from silly into a Godly one. —Austen Goslin

2. Father Lankester Merrin (Max von Sydow) — The Exorcist, Exorcist II: The Heretic, Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist

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Father Merrin is really the star of the Exorcist film series, and he’s been waging a successful war against the devil and Pazuzu for decades. He unlocked a child’s superpowers to defeat the demon once; he saw the ways that evil British colonials could be influenced by demons and fought them too; and, of course, he met his end trying his damndest to save Regan MacNeil. This is a lifetime achievement award. —AG

3. Father Tomas Ortega, Father Marcus Keane (Alfonso Herrera and Ben Daniels) — The Exorcist (TV series)

This is a Goddamn pair of exorcists. The ultimate good cop/bad cop team of priests, Father Tomas is the kind parishioner with a dark past that drove him to walk the straight and narrow, while Father Marcus is the clergy’s bad boy, a rough-hewn British man who looks just as likely to beat your ass with the Bible as he is to read from it. The film is set in the same universe as the original. The Exorcist series rocks not just because of its slow-burn expansion of that film’s world, but because it’s about two men wrestling together against the demonic and their own humanity. —Joshua Rivera

4. Father Damien Karras (Jason Miller) — The Exorcist, The Exorcist III

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Damien Karras is the people’s exorcist. He isn’t a great priest, he isn’t a great exorcist, and he doesn’t know as much as you’d hope. He makes up what he is lacking in these categories with his determination and heart. Regan is saved by him throwing himself out of a window with his Pazuzu-possessed form. He does it once more when Pazuzu comes back. The Exorcist 3,. It’s a tremendously impressive track record, but it also reflects a high degree of self-determination while possessed, and that’s something this list values very highly. —AG

5. John Constantine (Keanu Reeves) — Constantine

Before you get mad at me for choosing the film version of DC Comics’ best-known occultist over the fan-favorite TV version portrayed by Matt Ryan, understand that the movie version of ConstantineThis list includes a number of companies that deserve a place on it becauseIt is an departure from comics. Ryan’s version, true to his Vertigo roots, is more of a magician. Keanu Reeves, Francis Lawrence and their team of actors used something familiar to translate the character into film: exorcism films.

Reeves’ performance as John Constantine is excellent. Like Damien Karras, he’s a journeyman exorcist, capable but not elegant, able to solve demon-related problems but in a way that will probably get messy. That’s because Constantine, and Reeves’ weary, haunted performance, keeps the most important thing about John Constantine intact: how hard it is to do the job as a damned man, without heaven at his back. —JR

6. Father Michael Kovak (Colin O’Donoghue) — Rite

The Rite is a movie full of exorcists, from the cowardly and later possessed (Father Lucas Trevant, played by Anthony Hopkins) to the supposedly great but factually absent (Father Xavier, played by Ciarán Hinds). Father Michael Kovak is the true winner in this movie. At the beginning of the film, he’s sent to the exorcism training school to revive his declining faith. It doesn’t really work, until he’s forced to step up when the previously mentioned priests (his former teachers) can’t. That kind of clutch factor is exactly what you’re looking for in an exorcist; on the other hand, things had to get pretty dire before Kovak managed to step up, so he doesn’t get full marks. —AG

7. Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) — The Conjuring films

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What Makes The Conjuring It’s a sign of a great movie when its protagonists are frightened exorcists. Ed and Lorraine Warren are more amateur demonologists than they are priests, but by virtue of their work, they’ve gotta be ready to perform the necessary Catholic rituals should they run into an infernal presence. The Warrens are unique in the world of occult films: They’re both too knowledgeable to be cynical and too experienced to truly believe.

The Conjuring films are most powerful when Ed and Lorraine Warren (though Ed is more effective than Lorraine) must reach deep within themselves to find faith. It’s a great character arc for the movies, and given their collection of haunted curios, they’ve ostensibly met with plenty of success. Too bad we’ve only seen them on their worst days on the job. —JR

8. Annie Graham (Toni Collette) — Hereditary

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In some cases, the fact that Annie doesn’t even really try to exorcize the demon Paimon from her son would be cause to keep her from this list, since that would make her not really an exorcist. Inaction, not action is what proves her fate. She let a group of weird old people turn her son into a vessel for the King of Hell all because she didn’t love him that much, and frankly that’s embarrassing behavior both for a mother and for someone in an exorcism movie. —AG

9. Father Paul Morning (Nicol Williamson) — The Exorcist 3,

It isn’t Paul Morning’s fault that he’s here, it’s the studio’s. See, The Exorcist IIIWilliam Peter Blatty is the author who adapted this book. The Exorcist( ) his own novel Legion. The problem was that the novel didn’t have an exorcism in it, so the studio made him add one. The end result is a perfectly serviceable scene with Father Paul Morning, where he confronts a possessed man (we won’t spoil who here) and tries to exorcize him, only to get screamed at, taunted, attacked, and knocked out. And that’s about his entire contribution to the otherwise excellent movie. On the one hand, we can assume that he at least knows something about exorcisms, but boy, the one example of his talents we have isn’t great. With all that in mind, watching a pro get embarrassed like this is even worse than with an amateur, so he’s bringing up the last spot on the list.