Joey Bosa celebrates sack with Halo Infinite teabag dance

After taking the snap, the Giants’ quarterback walked three more steps back to find his tight end. The Chargers’ defensive end Bosa came in close and wrapped the quarterback up quickly, and let loose the ball. Sack!

Under such circumstances, it’s entirely appropriate for big-time Halo fan Bosa to bust out a teabag sack dance. He mimed holding an MA40 assault rifle and aped the herky-jerky kill cam celebration we’ve come to know and resent over the past 20 years.

Bosa even went prone; not sure what that’s about, as there’s no prone position in Halo multiplayer. Austen Goslin (Polygon FPS-pert) explained what I suspected. “My assumption is Joey’s plan was, ‘If I do this I can plausibly deny tea bagging and appeal the higher fine,’” Austen replied.

Yeah, but here’s the thing: Bosa wasn’t even penalized. The zebras were so busy sorting out who had the ball after Mike Glennon arfed it up that they either missed the celebration or didn’t understand it enough to flag Bosa for taunting. You are clever and subtle! As Doug Baldwin and Randy Moss can confirm, sideline cops tend to be more likely to engage in whistle-bum behavior.

The Los Angeles Football Clippers defeated the New York Football Giants, 37-21. Bosa helped them to improve to 8-5. Wait, who’s Bosa? Are you really going to ask? ThisAfter I have shown you how to make a teabag video,?