Goat Simulator 3 Scores a November Release Date
What do you think would make a good meal right now? Goats. Unfortunately, we don’t have any yet… but there’s not long to wait. Coffee Stain Publishing, Coffee Stain North and I are all very excited to share this news. Goat Simulator 3.S launches November 17. This is the best time of the year to cuddle up and play the role as a goat.|S, the perfect time of year to snuggle up on the sofa and role play as a goat.
We announced it in case you didn’t see it. Goat Simulator 3.In June, it was restored. It’s a direct sequel to 2014’s Simulator for Goats and is set to be the grand return of no one’s favorite female protagonist, Pilgor. The new game will be a fresh take on the old farmyard-fueled mayhem players know and love, but this time you’ll be able to jump into four-person multiplayer with a whole new sandbox island to explore and destroy.
All of this is waiting for you on November 17 and you can pre-order the game today on the Xbox Store to get access to a delightful (if slightly disturbing) piece of “pre-udder” gear as part of the Goat Simulator 3 Pre-Udder EditionChoose the Digital downgrade editionThis comes along with many other items that were remastered from the original Simulator for Goats.
Order your copy today Goat Simulator 3.S now!|S today!
Goat Simulator 3 – Pre-Order Standard Edition
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
$29.99
Pilgor’s baaack!
Order the Standard Edition early and you’ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It’s exactly what you think it is. Goat Simulator 3: Gather your flock and get ready to explore the sandbox farmyard. This all-new experience puts you right in the footsteps of Goat Simulator 3.
That’s right – we’re doing this again. Pilgor and the baa have been raised. Invite up to 3 friends into a local or online cooperative, and you can create carnage together or participate in mini-games. Then, it’s time for friends.
Prepare for more udder chaos. In the worst time-waster since Goat Simulator, you can lick, headbutt, or ruin your way around a completely new world. We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.
Key Features:
– You can be a goat
– Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
– No really, there are so many goats. You can be extravagant and wear tall goat skins or stripey goat skins. There’s a goat for everyone!
– Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. We don’t care if you have a jetpack.
– This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
– They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
– Who said anything about a musical?
– You can be Keanu Ree… (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
– But you can be a goldfish (true story)
DISCLAIMER:
Goat Simulator 3 – Another completely absurd game. Is this a game that will show you how to be one with your herd? Most likely not. It would be smarter to learn about goats from David Attenborough, or do something else.
Goat Simulator 3 – Pre-Order Digital Downgrade Edition
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
$39.99
Pilgor’s baaack!
You can order the Digital Downgrade Edition before it runs out and get an in-game Predudder. It’s exactly what you think it is.
Goat Simulator 3 is a new, fully realistic, and interactive sandbox farmyard simulation. Gather your friends to get started. Up to three friends can join a co-op online or locally. They will create chaos together or participate in mini-games.
Digital Downgrade Edition features the base game as well as unique, remastered garbage that was part of the various DLCs.
Unique garbage:
– Play as Old school Pilgor
– Full Tank armour (MMO)
– Goat Zero skin (GoatZ)
– Space helmet & suit (Waste of Space)
– Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday)
– Digital Soundtrack
– 3D Printing Files:
– Pilgor
– Tony Shark
– Goat Tower
– Trinket
DISCLAIMER:
Goat Simulator 3 – Another completely absurd game. Is this a game that will show you how to be one with your herd? Most likely not. It would be smarter to learn about goats from David Attenborough, or do something else.
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