Eternals, ranked by their powers

Marvel Cinematic Universe film Eternals introduces a whole new batch of heroes to an Earth that already feels overrun with superpowered types, but it also gives these new additions a very specific agenda that explains why they haven’t showed up in the last 20-odd Marvel movies. The 10 Eternals have been on Earth since the dawn of humanity, with an agenda that’s kept them out of the way of the Avengers and their various allies and enemies. The Celestial Arashem put the Eternals on Earth and ordered them to stay out of humanity’s beeswax, apart from fighting Deviants, the shape-changing monstrosities that might otherwise take over the planet. The Eternals all have unique abilities in manipulating cosmic energy. These powers aid them in the ongoing battle.

Watching the scenes where the Eternals fight the Deviants, though, it’s hard to escape the thought that some of their cosmic abilities are strictly better than others. A lot of their powers are pretty redundant — they fight well as a team, but in the big combat scenes, it’s pretty clear that some of these beautiful, immortal gods are second-stringers. Maybe they’d all kick ass on an X-Men team, but some Eternals abilities are simply more powerful, flexible, useful, or fun than others. So here’s a rundown of who’s really god-tier, and who’s just filling out the ranks.

10. Ajak (Salma Hayek)

Celestial communications, Healing

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It is clear that all Eternals are blessed with increased strength, endurance, reflexes and fighting skills. They all seem to average out to one another. Ajak is the leader of the party and can be seen as an Eternal-level Black Widow fighter hand-to-hand if she chooses to play with Deviants.

Her cosmic abilities are quite mundane, however. Yes, it’s great to have a cleric in the party, especially when you’re immortal and don’t want to spend eternity with a badly set broken leg or a permanently missing eye. The Eternals are tough enough and well-trained enough not to get badly hurt in combat. This leaves Ajak free to patch up any flesh wounds. She might find her healing abilities more fascinating if she became more involved in mortal affairs. Can the film version of this character heal diseases? Instead, she’s mostly the Eternals’ low-grade magical field medic and comm link with their big red robot god — an important role, but not likely to be high on anyone’s fantasy hero draft.

9. Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani)

You can literally use your fingers to fire off power

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Here’s where you could argue that some of the Eternals have unbilled special powers that make them cooler than they look — given Kingo’s joyful dealings with humanity, he might well have some kind of enhanced charisma or manipulation powers that make him especially enjoyable to be around. Kingo has an extra superpower because Kumail Nanjiani is playing this role. But in terms of the golden-god special-effects abilities they all have, Kingo’s big thing is shooting pew-pew lasers out of his fingers. It’s a smaller, more limited and specific version of powers some of his other teammates have, and it looks kinda silly. Additionally, EternalsHe never lets his finger-guns do much. He’s just there in the battles, sniping on monsters while other people do the heavy lifting.

8. Gilgamesh (Don Lee)

The power of super-punching

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Gilgamesh is definitely stronger and more enduring than the other Eternals, but like Kingo, he has a pretty limited cosmic power: he can make a shiny gold gauntlet around his punchin’ fist, and then punch things. Pretty badass when he’s jumping into melee with a huge writhing monster, but he’s a one-trick pony in combat, where he has two moves: Hit the thing, and hit the thing again, harder. He’s more helpful for getting through the day because of his cooking abilities, loyalty to Thena (his troubled friend), and general philosophical ability.

7. Druig (Barry Keoghan).

Mind Control – Power and control

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It’s hard to rate Druig’s powers without getting into the morality of mind control. Can something be a cool power if it’s fundamentally unethical? There’s a reason the comics version of Druig has been pretty consistently evil, from the 1970s through Neil Gaiman’s 2007 reimagining of Jack Kirby’s characters. The movie version is more troubled and bitter than sadistic and monstrous, and he’s a great big open moral question that the film doesn’t resolve: Is he doing humanity any good by controlling people to keep them from killing each other?

Regardless, in terms of fighting Deviants, his power is well-nigh useless, since it doesn’t seem to work on them at all. His best efforts are to make humans do the fighting, get civilians out of his way quicker, and forget all about the Eternals once they leave. His power has a lot more applications outside combat than his peers’ abilities, but those applications are all pretty squicky.

6. Thena (Angelina Jolie).

The Powers: Creates weapons and fights for good

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Is Thena’s acrobatic grace and skill with weapons in the movie meant to be a cosmic power, or just the result of endless practice and monomaniacal obsession with warfare? Either way, she’s the group’s flashiest fighter, which does count for something, and her ability to spin elaborate golden arms and armor out of thin air comes in handy for fighting things that constantly change form. This ability would rank higher if there were any sense that she could create something other than weapons, but again, it’s unclear whether that’s a limit to her cosmic powers, or to her imagination.

5. Ikaris (Richard Madden).

Power: Eye-lasers and flight

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Eye-lasers are a shaming tool. The X-Men’s Cyclops is a moody jerk, The Boys’ Homelander is a murderous tyrant, Red Eye is an outright supervillain, Thanos and Darkseid both get eye-rays in the comics, and even Superman has his obnoxious side. (Yes yes, “heat vision,” “energy rays,” and “omega beams” are not technically “lasers,” but it all amounts to the same eye-blasting thing.) Point is, comics writers don’t seem fond of people who shoot stuff from their eyes.

Ikaris’ cosmic-energy-stare is pretty intimidating, though it seems to limit him a little in battles, since he has to keep looking directly at whatever he’s fighting, and that isn’t always practical when he’s trying to lead an adversary away from a fight. (Or fleeing.) It might even be more remarkable if the mark it leaves on Deviants is more visible or if there was any other use to it than drilling holes into things. But as the only Eternal who can outright fly, he’s above average in the ranking department.

4. Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry)

Is Technology the Future of Power?Technology?

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Phastos wins the “one of these things is not like the other” award for Eternals cosmic powers, because it’s so unclear what exactly his technological powers are in the movie, and whether they have any limitations. He can imagine anything. Sometimes he uses his cosmic powers to create technological objects, like his floating stepping stones in the movie’s opening act, or the electrical tether-weapons he uses in the final conflict. He creates glowing blueprints, or goldprints? for the mechanisms he’s imagined.

It seems that Thena is super-intelligent, super-imaginative, and more so than some other Eternals. Is this a personal power or something? (Could Thena do what he does if she wasn’t obsessively focused on slashity and stabbity things?) Really, it doesn’t matter — he’s one of the most useful and variable Eternals, and while his powers don’t come into play during Deviant combat as much as the others, he can contribute more to the team than most in terms of widening their options and solving their problems. He also has more to contribute to humanity, if Ajak’s rules and humanity’s inherent destructiveness weren’t both holding him back.

3. Makkari (Lauren Ridloff)

Speed: Powerful

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Who doesn’t love a good super-speedster? The only thing wrong with Makkari’s powers is that like most speed-oriented heroes, she seems a bit bored with the way the rest of the world operates at such a slow pace. Eternal takes a beat to show that her cosmic speed doesn’t just let her hit an opponent a thousand times while he’s still figuring out that he’s in a fight, and doesn’t just let her run across the globe in a heartbeat. Her ability to read at lightning speed is what explains her insatiable quest for more knowledge. It’s a powerful power fantasy to be able to run super-fast, and having the time to actually read all of it just makes it more amazing.

2. Sprite (Lia McHugh).

Power: Illusion

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Sprite doesn’t get much joy out of her ability to create thoroughly convincing simulations of seemingly anything she can imagine, and it’s a shame, because it’s a great power to have. Where her teammates have to focus on pretty much the same Deviant slugging, pew-pewing, or eye-bolting every single time, Sprite gets to engage her creativity in every combat, with one of the Eternals’ most flexible powers. Her intangible illusions can’t directly hurt her enemies, but she has an endless array of ways to confuse, distract, and disable them. And in a pinch, she can just disappear entirely — essentially giving Sprite the coveted power of invisibility as a free bonus.

On top of that, her abilities have more potential than anyone else’s in terms of letting her live an interesting life, whether she wants to mesmerize crowds with storytelling that comes with a 3D lightshow, or hit a bar in disguise. It isn’t her powers’ fault that she’s stuck in a child’s body — her situation is unenviable, but her ability is still baller.

1. Sersi (Gemma Chan)

Transform matter with power

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The ability to change anything non-living into anything else seems ridiculously overpowered for a team where one person’s whole deal is hitting things really hard. And when Sersi gets an upgrade and loses that “non-living” limitation, she basically becomes Watchmen’s Doctor Manhattan, but without his creativity or confidence. Most people watch Eternals Sersi will not be able come up with any more creative uses of this power, as there are so many possibilities. We are glad she found a way that it would be used in the end. But c’mon, Sersi. You’ve got an incredible ability. Have fun.