All the times Disney Plus’ Santa Clauses brings back Hot Bernard

‘Tis the season to rewatch old Christmas movies — and there’s nothing quite like 1994’s Santa ClauseIts 2002 sequel. (We don’t talk about the third one here.) Is there anything so fascinating about these films? Tim Allen is not the one. It’s Bernard, the charming elf played by David Krumholtz, who sparked many a crush in the youngins that grew up watching these Christmas movies.

Bernard’s absence was sorely missed in the third movie (which we will just say was not good), but thankfully, Disney Plus’ new miniseries Santa Clauses brings him back. It’s the best Christmas present ever. Scott Calvin (portrayed by Tim Allen) is on the verge of reaching 65 years old when he realizes it’s time for retirement. That’s all fun and good, but we’re here for one reason and one reason only: Bernard.

Each Wednesday, we’ll tune in to Santa Clauses Bernard, and keep an eye on him. It’s our duty — nay our Honor — to report to the masses just what our favorite elf is up to in the great Santa Clause cinematic universe. This post will be updated weekly to provide you with the latest Bernard news.

“Chapter 1: Good to Ho”

Premiere date: Nov. 16

Bernard watch updated: Bernard is not featured in this episode, despite the name.

“Chapter 2: The Secessus Clause”

Premiere date: Nov. 16

Bernard watch updated: Bernard is very briefly mentioned by head elf Betty, who says he left behind a magic orb that allows the elves to measure Santa’s magic, based on how many people believe in him. Bernard is real! Where is Bernard? We don’t know where he went. We are not sure. We wish he was well.

The new episodes of Santa ClausesDisney Plus Wednesdays