Would You Vote For Any Of These Video Game Presidents?

America today voted in its next President. It is too late for us to switch our votes to these video game presidents. What Commander-in Chief would you choose to vote for?

Resident Evil 6: President Adam Benford

Political History: President Benford, A.K.A. President Evil is good friends with Sherry and Leon; Sherry refers to him even as an uncle. Benford recruited Leon to be a U.S. Agent. Resident Evil 6 was his attempt to tell the American people what had happened in Raccoon city. But he fell prey to a hunger for flesh and an untimely death by bullet.

Controversy: Cannibalism. A president who eats human flesh is a danger to our trust.

Solidus Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2 – Sons of Liberty

Political History: While you believed Obama to be the 43rd President, Metal Gear claims that it was George Sears. He was Big Boss’ third perfect clone. Sears, a teenage soldier in Liberian Civil War, was elected as the President of the White House in 2001. It is the youngest person to have been elected president in American history. Sears administration is known for its anti-eugenic and nuclear disarmament stance. He is a fan of swords as well as cybernetic Octopus arms.

Controversy:Confounding backstory. Sears is either proud or embarrassed by the crimes he has committed.

Michael Wilson of Metal Wolf Chaos

Political History: America is likely to experience economic and civil unrest in the not too distant future. A handful of states try to seize power and defend their interests. Michael Wilson, a descendant from Woodrow Wilson, deals with the problem in the same way that any decent President would. He gets into a battle machine and frees each state one at a time.

Controversy: Health care. Wilson was suspiciously silent throughout the game regarding his position on America’s healthcare system. Was he hiding something?

President Ronnie, Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja

The Political History of the United StatesWe know that Ronnie is a very poor security guard. Two really evil dudes, also known as White Pants or Green Pants, are responsible for Ronnie’s rescue after he is kidnapped. Is he not a member of the Secret Service? He rescues himself and invites you to a hamburger. He’s just like us.

Controversy: Burgers. Ronnie! Are you trying make us fat? He might have been better off running on an organic soy-based vegan platform for burgers.

John Henry Eden from Fallout 3

Political History:John Henry Eden is the man who restores order to a chaos world after the nuclear holocaust. Through his radio monologues, Eden frequently talks about the way he plans to rebuild America. However, Eden’s AI program is actually an AI program that was created on a prewar supercomputer. This AI program was developed using a mixture of past US Presidents.

Controversy: We can’t even think of one. It might even be the ideal President.