2022 Golden Globe winners announced, despite complete Hollywood boycott

Sunday evening noticed the announcement of the annual Golden Globe award winners to an viewers of mainly nobody. The large winners of the evening: The Energy of the Canine and West Aspect Story.

Historically a gathering of tipsy celebrities televised on NBC for the enjoyment of us widespread people, the Golden Globes are additionally recognized for being a giant joke. Established in 1944 by the Hollywood Overseas Press Affiliation, a physique of … overseas press members … the ceremony’s all however reworked right into a meaningless milestone on the street to the Oscars, although a adequate cause to ship some acceptance speeches, fireplace off some zingers, and deflate the seriousness of “award season” ever so barely. However when a Los Angeles Instances exposé from final February pinned down the Hollywood Overseas Press Affiliation’s doubtful funds and extreme lack of range, it was trying kind of just like the Golden Globes was lastly toast. Nobody actually cared, and nobody with integrity deliberate on exhibiting up if the HFPA carried on. NBC canceled the 2022 broadcast with a mandate: “Change of this magnitude takes time and work, and we really feel strongly that the HFPA wants time to do it proper.”

However as an alternative of taking time and doing the work, the HFPA simply carried on. A month after hiring Snoop Dogg to announce its nominees (and making information for the mispronunciation of Ben Affleck and Denis Villeneuve, in a most amusing trend), the group held a personal occasion with no livestream, no press entry, and no well-known faces. Members of the group learn the winners over dinner, and the official Globes Twitter account blasted them out. In the meantime, the Critics Selection Awards, arguably the following greatest awards org after the Academy of Movement Image Arts and Sciences and the HFPA, hoped to swoop in to fill the void with its personal televised present, however as a result of COVID-19 considerations, the awards had been delayed from their air date on The CW and TBS on Jan. 9. Wise! Not the HFPA’s model.

Out of morbid curiosity, listed below are the winners of the inter-dimensional Golden Globe awards, and this now legendary tweet.

Greatest movement image, drama

The Energy of the Canine

Greatest actress in a movement image, drama

Nicole Kidman, Being the Ricardos

Greatest actor in a movement image, drama

Will Smith, King Richard

Greatest movement image, comedy or musical

West Aspect Story

Greatest actress in a movement image, comedy or musical

Rachel Zegler, West Aspect Story

Greatest actor in a movement image, comedy or musical

Andrew Garfield, Tick, Tick… Increase!

Greatest director, movement image

Jane Campion, The Energy of the Canine

Greatest supporting actress in a movement image

Ariana DeBose, West Aspect Story

Greatest supporting actor in a movement image

Kodi Smit-McPhee, The Energy of the Canine

Greatest unique rating, movement image

Hans Zimmer, Dune

Greatest screenplay, movement image

Kenneth Branagh, Belfast

Greatest animated characteristic movie

Encanto

Greatest overseas language movie

Drive My Automotive

Greatest unique track, movement image

“No Time to Die,” from No Time to Die

Greatest TV collection, drama

Succession

Greatest actress in a TV collection, drama

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, Pose

Greatest actor in a TV collection, drama

Jeremy Robust, Succession

Greatest TV collection, comedy or musical

Hacks

Greatest actress in a TV collection, comedy or musical

Jean Sensible, Hacks

Greatest actor in a TV collection, comedy or musical

Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso

Greatest restricted collection or TV film

The Underground Railroad

Greatest actress in a restricted collection or TV film

Kate Winslet, Mare of Easttown

Greatest actor in a restricted collection or TV film

Michael Keaton, Dopesick

Greatest supporting actress in a TV collection

Sarah Snook, Succession

Greatest supporting actor in a TV collection

O Yeong-su, Squid Sport